Dean

Dean (real name) 23 from California I post random shit that makes me happy talk to me if you want

sheeranal:

single and ready for someone to fall in love with me already like damn

(Source: jitterpug, via joy-difishing)

Describe yourself and I’ll tell you if I’d date or fuck you

coffeeandspentbrass:

shar-fireshar:

Do this I only got a couple!

For grins and giggles.

(Source: play-with-kitten)

Anonymous said: Dude the gamecube sucked

princess-nagi:

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davediddlystrider:

humoristics:

How to open a beer with a banana

well its open

(via shitdickfuckmothafucka)

jncera:

If your name is nancy and you get pregnant you will be pregnancy

(via shitdickfuckmothafucka)

versaceslut:

telapathetic:

this is literally the best argument ive ever read wow

ellie goulding needs to chill

versaceslut:

telapathetic:

this is literally the best argument ive ever read wow

ellie goulding needs to chill

(Source: toorealjelly, via shitdickfuckmothafucka)

precumming:

theres a special place in hell for whoever prices college textbooks 

(via shitdickfuckmothafucka)

lanashiftdelrey:

when someone disturbs me while i’m eating

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(via onlylolgifs)

sixpenceee:

tomorrowwillsurelybesunny:

sixpenceee:

Sometimes when my mom calls me from downstairs and I have absolutely NO idea what she said, I shout back “OK” and hope that’s enough. 

what if it was a monster asking if it could eat your mother in her voice and you said OK

tastefullyoffensive:

[amazingsuperpowers]