Dean

Dean (real name) 23 from California I post random shit that makes me happy talk to me if you want

I’m following almost 500 people and no one can see that I want someone anyone to talk to at 2am? And no one can respond?

Someone talk to Me plesse I need someone anyone

So I’ll sit here and wait for someone that never comes

danasaur-lester:

thehardcoredanosaur:

what if childbirth is just the pain of the 9 periods you missed

and all this time i thought it was the baby ripping through your vagina

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victran:

how does my Glock taste?


Over and over and over again

victran:

how does my Glock taste?

Over and over and over again

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victran:

how does my Glock taste?

victran:

how does my Glock taste?

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chicken-fingers:

sergeantjerkbarnes:

can we please discuss what the fuck is wrong with pennsylvania

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it was formed by sexually repressed Quakers

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madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

ernbarassing:

“Is it push or pull” I panic to myself as the doors come closer

panic! at the doorway

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snazziest:

people who dont flush the toilet must be eliminated

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